Softee
the act of an unskilled female giving a male a hand-job so vigorously that the p-n-s fails to harden. resulting in a fistful of limp p-n-s flesh.
oh man, my d-ck is so sore from the softee that chick gave me last night!
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a mixture of buildup of period blood and friction that typically happens during over-the-top f-cking. the woman will typically have poison ivy along the inside of her thighs. the end result is usually a gross, itchy, and very uncomfortable legs for several days. “dude, i heard bobby got flaming froglegs last night.” “that sucks.”
- flamboo
the name of a promiscuous caribou’s first son’s wife twice removed cabbage patch kid. it can also be a verb meaning constipated. “dude hows flamboo doing?” or “dude ur so flamboo.”
- Softlad
a soft lad in the “scouse” dialect of liverpool, england is someone who is “soft in the head” or slow-witted. jim royle: how would you know, soft lad? antony royle: dad, i’m 15. someone with a weak personality. a wimp, a p-ssy, a soft person. iain bowser is a right f-cking softlad
- Flaming Gnute
the hot embers that pop out of a crackling fire. i was stoking the fire and a flaming gnute burnt my hair.
- Fread Fail
a common pc game error which causes the said game to crash at startup, displaying a message in which it is written that “the fread has failed”. this baffled many pc users because it was an unheard of and unsolvable problem. to this day, any game thats “fread has failed” has to be returned and […]