softshell turtle
when you pull your scr-t-m up over your b-lls and part of your p-n-s shaft – resembles a softsh-ll turtle. used to intimidate new people in male-dominated work places like the military, construction, red-neck organizations. can also be used if s-xual partner is into reptiles or body parts being manipulated into interesting shapes.
hey new guy, wanna see my softsh-ll turtle?
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