the parts of a computer that can’t be kicked, but ironicly deserve it most.
“f-cking windows is the cr-ppiest piece of software ever created!”
(a) something made in india and exported to the world.
(b) something soon to be made in china and exported to the world.
(c) like s-x. lots of people do it badly, a few do okay, and a precious few do it really really well.
(d) the difference between a pile of plastic, gl-ss, metal, and silicon, and a computer, okay?
(e) the instructions that tell a computer what to do. software is typically written by humans, although machine written software is becoming more common (yes, it now reproduces). humans write software in “languages” like c# and basic. a few crusty old guys (and a few maniacal young guys) still write -ssembly code but they are on the fringes of a fringe culture so we can ignore them. anyway, these languages are an intermediary between normal human languages (e.g. french) and machine language that the computer can actually execute. so there’s this other software called a compiler that converts the c# into machine language. and if you know enough to know that’s not really true, then you really shouldn’t be reading this, should you? i could have chosen ‘c’ but i didn’t so shut up.
(f) you can get it from a cd, a dvd, the web, a floppy disk, a jump drive, or from a street vendor in china for $0.50
(g) jobs in software? see (a) and (b).
(h) okay, basic is not technically a language. but you can still write software in basic and it won’t necessarily be complete cr-p. really.
when you flip the on switch, the computer doesn’t know if it’s supposed to start the engine on your volkswagon or start surfing the web. then the software boots and it knows what the h-ll it should do.
a static description of a dynamic process in the form of a stored program used to solve a problem on a machine.
you are writing software to wash your dishes? what is sofware?
pertaining to the female anatomy – br–sts, or b–bs. as used in short circuit when johnny #5 sees stephanie in the bath.
“you’re a different shade stephanie, oooh, nice software!” – johnny 5
programs for your computer
i got some new software to have fun with
1)electronic information stored on a computer that performs tasks.
2) slang for you mind.
1) internet explorer, photoshop, kazaa
2) “after the car crash, bob’s body was fine but his software was messed up.”
something that crashes noiselessly.
the nickname of one the the most awesomest ppl in the world!!! also including, rainbow, shortcake, oreo and chocolate chip my favorite irrisistible swwet is gingersnapp
- Gob tug
otherwise known as f-ll-t– or simply , a bl-wj-b with hands . not to be used in decent conversation as it may invoke disgust . erik- she gave you a what ? neil – a gob tug . erik – what’s a gob tug ? neil – that babe sandy from cali , the co-ed […]
- Soggy Waffle Game
when a group of males site in a circle with a waffle in the center, they then begin to m-st-rb-t- to the point of -j-c-l-t–n and try to hit the waffle. the person who -j-c-l-t-s last then has to eat the waffle. dude, thats nastier then a soggy waffle game
southern (new) jersey or a person from that area. punning also on “soldier”. pablo is a real sojer—he kicked b-tt in the cinnaminson weight-lifting contest!
- Solid Gold Dancers
a group of women, aged typically over 30 but under 50, that still attends the club frequently. they tell everyone they love to dance; it’s really in hopes that some mid 20’s guy will hit on them or take them home; making them feel good about thier pothetic lives. guy#1 – “did you see grandma’s […]