soggy biscuit


a party style game using several different players. one person takes a biscuit and places it for all to see. the objective of this game is to m-st-rb-t- and -j-c-l-t- on the biscuit before the other players. the last player to c-m on said biscuit loses. the loser eats the biscuit
johnny taught his friends to play soggy biscuit but lost and had to eat the biscuit.
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a male masturbating game. contestants all jack off onto a digestive biscuit.whoever shoots his load first onto the biscuit is deemed the winner! the loser…. eats the biscuit
oh man, what a night! we played soggy biscuit again, atkins came straightaway and i had to eat the cookie!
a game where guys who are premature ejaculators are winners and guys with staying power are losers.
mark won soggy biscuit again because he jacks off like a fiend and can only last 30 seconds when he gets near an actual woman.
a pub/rugby game where a bunch off guys w-nk off onto a biscuit, and the last one to c-m then has to eat it. also known as w-nk biscuit or (in america) ookie cookie.
dan was usually the first one to suggest a round of soggy biscuit, but he always played to lose.
a game which rules involve masturbating in a group over a biscuit (prefrebly a plain biscuit) and the first one to shoot his laod wins and the last one has to eat the biscuit!
person:hey guys fancy a game of ‘soggy biscuit’?
friends:no scott ur too fast!
(n) a game in which men race to -j-c-l-t- on a biscuit. the last one to -j-c-l-t- loses, and has to eat the “soggy biscuit”.
“dude, i can’t believe i lost soggy biscuits yesterday. that was totally nasty.”
“i know, man. that frat party was out of control.”
the game in which 3 or more men stand in a circle around a cookie, cracker, or some sort of snack item and jack off. the last person to -rg-sm is declared the loser and has to eat the c-m covered item.
do you dare play the soggy biscuit game?
also known as “soggy saos” in australia – saos being a generic brand of biscuit which has the consistency of a powdery brick in one’s mouth.

a male masturbation game in which the first to -j-c-l-t- on the biscuit is the winner, and the loser (being the last to come on the biscuit) is forced to eat it. the sao (or biscuit) soaks up all the raging hormones and becomes..well..soggy.
the personification of a nudgee college boy is soggy sao because everyone knows what a huge bunch of f-dg-p-ck-rs they all are. attractive, but definitely batting for the other team.

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