soggy campfire
when a group of campers gathers around the campfire to put it out with their c-m. the last person to finish must then scr-pe the burnt crusty j-zz off the firewood, put it into a s’more, and eat it.
ross: hey guys it’s getting late, want to do a soggy campfire?
1 minute later…
jason: first!
bradley: second!
ross: hnnnnnnnnggggggggggg
amit: oh f-ck, i’m last!
5 minutes later…
amit: -crunch-
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