Soggy Cracker


usually played at a dance. guys stand in a corner and place a cracker on the floor. they then proceed to
“-j-c-l-t-” all over it. the person to “-j-c-l-t-” the least on it has to eat it.
girls usually played soggy fishstick.
can be played with other objects.
person1: awwh man last night we played soggy cracker and i ended up eating it
person2: thats nothing. my girlfriends and i played soggy fishstick and it ended up being waterlogged fishstick. i had to eat it.
a game usually played at a party or in the locker room. a group of guys encircle a cracker or pile of crushed crackers (usually saltines) and -j-c-l-t- on it. the one who c-ms last or c-ms the least has to eat the soggy crackers.
whenever i play soggy crackers, all i can think about is your mom, so i end up having to eat the pile, with a spoon.

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