soggy door knob
get a round door kn-b, cover it in maple syrup. the girl then f-cks herself with the door kn-b. the guy then scoops the maple syrup out of her orifice, with his mouth, then puts it in a jar. then uses the syrup on his pancakes while receiving head.
can two guys give each other soggy door kn-bs?
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