Soggy Nixon
a s-xual maneuver that will require a minimum of 1 (one) male partic-p-nt(s). this maneuver will require a male to take a huge dookie on the concave portion of the opposite partic-p-nt’s torso. this is followed by a p-ss and a fresh load in the same portion of the torso. this must be then stirred by an erect phallus. there are also many variations of the nixon. examples are: nixon’s last breath, nixon’s last stand, the red nixon (not recommended,) nixon does america, nixon on the rocks, and the nixon c-sserole.
after i f-cked that b-tch she was talking kinky. so i performed the soggy nixon on the concave portion of that hoe’s torso.
when you fish all of the pubic hair out of the shower drain, forming it into a nice ball of nixon administration, then proceed to have s-x with it. j-zz all over it and let the nixon times roll. throwing it at someones face is considered the best course of action.
man 1: hey bro, what’s soggier than a soggy sailor?
man 2: gee man, i don’t know.
man 1: a soggy nixon! -sploosh-
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