Soggy Potato


when a man with a limp d-ck tries to give -n-l to a woman or another man,trying to stuff his flaccid p-n-s into the -sshole.
dude i totally wasn’t getting hard for this fat b-tch last night,so i just gave her a soggy potato.
a person who is lackl-stre in responding to emails, text messages, or basic conversation
shannon, why did you respond to my paragraph-long email with an “lol”. you’re such a soggy potato!

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