Soggy Spatoon


the act of wrapping your nut sack in wet paper towels to prevent nut to leg stickage, then after a long day unraveling the paper towels and sticking it in someone’s face for them to smell the nut sweat.
after a long day of work i took off the paper towels and stuck them in my girlfriends face. she received my soggy spatoon, it was killer.

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