Soggy Waffle Fucker


1. an individual who pleasures themselves by inserting their d-ck into a waffle dipped in water or a frozen waffle that has been left in the freezer for too long and becomes soggy when heated.
zach you are a soggy waffle f-cker

we can’t keep waffles in the house anymore because zach is a soggy waffle f-cker.

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