when you pull your d-ck out on a random girl and claim to the cops that you know her.
friend 1: ” dude, the cops are looking for you. they say you pulled your d-ck out on a woman at walmart.”

friend 2: “wtf. i thought it was my ex-girlfriend?”

friend 1: “omg. don’t lie bro, you are such a soguard!”
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