she’s on her period
girls angry at you, turn round to your mates “sohp hahaha”
- cigarette fairy
when you are to f-cked up and think there was 1 more cigarette added to you’re pack. man i had 5 cigarettes last time i looked now i have 6 the cigarette fairy came.
when two bud cadets in the same company have mutual feelings for each other. leads to bad, bad, bad things. jack: did you see john and mary kissing in cits yesterday? manny: yeah, disgusting. aren’t they in the same company? jack: well, that’s budcest. i’mma have to report it.
- mud locker
the inside of the -n-s, usually containing a slight brown mud-like liquid or solid. sometimes referred to as a t-rd cutter or p–p shute. chris gently inserted his finger into my mud locker.
- cushion queen
another term for a woman with a large b-ttock. the status of the american cushion queen has seen tremendous improvement since the release of jennifer lopez’s 2001 alb-m, “j.lo” .
noun what actually happens when benedict c-mberbatch tries to say “penguins”. so why is this forest so attrative to pengwengs?