soil the mattress
a failure to find a clean solution to a problem with high stakes.
also, a polite way to say someone “sh-t the bed”
chip: what took you guys so long?
paul: ted sh-t the bed. he locked his keys in the car
ted: (no response, because he knows he really did soil the mattress this time)
chip: f-ck. you’re such a dumb-ss.
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