soiler alert


n. secret notification, usually from one nurse to another, that a patient has been incontinent of feces or urine; a signal used by care staff who wish to avoid the clean-up or who wish to save the patient’s dignity by removing visitors from the room.
this is a funny time for emergency blood work. and what the heck is a serum reiff-trenchel osmolality?

don’t be a dweeb doctor. that was just a soiler alert.
the act of letting people around you know that you are about to sh-t your pants.
hey guys, major soiler alert coming!

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