solar eclipse
a black man with a bleached -sshole, p–ping
james slid under the cling wrap of his gl-ss bottom boat and opened his eyes, to see what appeared in his mind to be a stunning reenactment of a solar eclipse. the silent dark sky, the moon in the centre and the sun’s corona glinting down on him.
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a solar eclipse happens when the moon comes directly in between the earth and the sun.
i saw a solar eclipse.
the solar eclipse is a multiple step process and is extremley difficult (best done in a dark room).
1. stretch your ball skin so it resembles the move the batwing
2. you put a flashlight behind the stretched skin. if done correctly there should be a white circle, the “sun”.
3. then take your other hand and slowly push one of your t-st-c-ls across the circle of light.
4. admire your great feat.
the difficulty is holding the skin tight while holding the flashlight in place while pushing the balla across.
guy #1: dude last night nick pulled the solar eclipse on me when i went into my room.
guy #2: oh sh-t, nick has skills. that move is f-cking hard to pull off.
occurs when a special alignment of enormous, m-ssive bodies line up in this particular order:
1. the sun
2. fat joe
3. the earth
fat joe’s incredible girth casts a huge shadow over the earth, plunging the entire hemisphere into total darkness. this phenomenon occurs most often around the sizzler.
fat joe just got an endors-m-nt contract from “ban de soleil” (it blocks the sun)
1. the inverse of a lunar eclipse.
2. when a guy p-sses himself and immediately takes off his underwear and pulls it over a chick’s head like a ski mask.
i paid for that b-tches drinks all night, she even took me back to her place, but put out nothin! it’s okay though, i was so drunk and p-ssed off by the end of the night, i just gave her a solar eclipse while she was sleeping and split.
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