are little b-lls of sh-t that cling on to the hairs in your -ss. it became a common word in germany after a m-ssive epidemic of stieglitz was discovered in 2007 by german doctors doing colonoscopies, couples doing -ss play in the bedroom, and people sipping there -ss to discover b-lls of sh-t on there toilette paper. to combat this epidemic germany created cardboard like toilette paper to scr-p off any stieglitz and hairs and sometimes skin in the b-tthole, it was very effective. germans are now trying to get it into the oxford dictionary as it is now a very common word, and also as an awareness to fellow germans and to the world. stieglitz is also a direct german translation of the english word “willnots” as in ” these b-lls of sh-t will not come out”.
dude you smell like stieglitz go clean your -sshole.
- teased off
to get angry, uncomfortable or upset steve: i’m getting really teased off! james: calm down. calm down.
displaying grounded sensitivity. acting with care for relative placement and with deliberate precision. antonym of hysterical. that traffic cop didn’t even flinch when the car almost hit him, dude was just testerical. 2 more definitions behaving crazed or unreasonably because of excessive levels of testosterone. over reacting in an angry or jealous way. relax, d-ck! […]
- testicular volcano
when one gets h-t in the b-lls, and -j-c-l-t-s uncontrollably dipsh-t: yo dawg, i heard your girlfriend hit you in the b-lls yesterday. herp nugget: yeah, i had a testicular volcano for 7 hours… dipsh-t: holy sh-t man, can you hook me up with one of those?
- the mcdonalds effect
when you didn’t get anything to eat because you were not hungry, then upon your friend’s food arrival you suddenly become hungry. this is known as the mcdonalds effect. at first brennan wasn’t hungry, then when everyone else got their food the mcdonalds effect set in.
the evolutionary body style of royal and well bread humans wherein the torso grows long than normal and the legs shorter – perfectly proportioned for climbing pyramids and being comfortably seated in a throne. we need to alter our shirts, they were crafted for commoners, not royal thronebacks.