Solarpants


solarpants is a characteristic term for a pineapple infested with monkey ninjas, that secretly -ssisted in the -ss-ssination of franz ferdinand in siberia on orders of hitler, forcing austria-hungary to declare war, thus initiating world war ii. the monkey’s throw their feces at the victims until the victim chokes to death on digested bananas and re-digested bananas, if you catch my drift.
baxter: so what did you guys learn about today in ap world history?

frederick-johnson: the solarpants conspiracy and how it initiated world war ii, and also how it is a fact and totally not something a soph-m-re made up while he was tripping on acid.

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