soldier candy
the military term for 600mg ibuprofen. medics prescribe 600mg ibuprofen very often to treat a soldier’s aches and pains, hence “candy”.
medic: “well it looks like your knee is completely f-cked up. so i am going to give you a sh-tload of soldier candy until we can x-ray that b-tch and see what’s busted.”
soldier: “holy sh-t! i f-cking love soldier candy!”
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