Soltuon


when a man sticks his p-n-s into a woman’s nose and -j-c-l-t-s s-m-n into her nose and then pees into her nose and the pee comes out the other nostril and then the girl sneezes on the man’s p-n-s and then says,”eww!”,and then the woman bites one of the pubic hairs off of the man’s t-st-cl-s.
“hey john, i just gave cindy a soltuon!”

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