Somali Bluetooth
when a somali or other muslim woman tucks her cellphone inside her hijab so she can talk hands-free. it’s like having a bluetooth headset but more stylish.
i was biking today and a woman talking on her somali bluetooth almost crushed me with her minivan.
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