somalian cum kettle
somalian c-m kettle- a plastic coated device used to catch pre-ejac when one does the helicopter with their meat stick at high rpms
i was bored so i decided to do the helicopter with my over sized man wing. pre ejac started to fly so to tidy things up a bit i decided to try out my new somalian c-m kettle! it worked like a champ by catching two quarts of man glue!
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