somalian kiwi


the act of buying a dead body from somalian pirates and using the body as a punching bag for a couple weeks. after a while, the flesh will rot away and black and brown bruises will form. in the end, the body will look like a kiwi, green with black dots all over it.
son: bro just bought this dead chick.

dad: cool son lets make her a somalian kiwi as a bonding experience.

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