Somalian sucker punch


performed during the act of s-xual intercourse, the somalian sucker punch occurs when a man is about to climax. it is the act of removing one p-n-s, shoving the entire arm up the b-m hole, making ones partner throw up, and then spooging all over the back of their head. it has only been performed twice, by somalians, hence the name.
judy: oh my ellen, you look terrible, what happened?
ellen: last night ted gave me the somalian sucker punch, and i haven’t been able to eat for eight hours

Read Also:

  • Mean pussy

    1. meaning you got an a+ during s-xual intercourse. man, that gurl jessica, she got a mean p-ssy!

  • mealhow

    the backing up of a meal; aka vomit. something coming back to haunt you.. that mealhow is coming back up… looking that mealhow in the corner. mealhow better on the floor than on you…

  • Godgoggles

    when someone can’t see anything past the bible they are wearing g-dgoggles similar to beergoggles “he don’t understand evolution, because he has his g-dgoggles on” “take off your g-dgoggles”

  • mean person

    a person who has to put people down to make them selfs feel good abou them slef. people who call some names,and /or throughing s#!-% at them the boy in her cl-ss was a mean person because he had to pick on people to make him slef feel better.

  • soultronics

    incredibly lazy, unstable, spontaneous young adult. capable of amazing mental/physical feats but only willing to sit around watch tv/eat. considered the devil-may-care type. absolutely loves bitties. d-mn! that kid loves t-ts like a f-ckin’ soultronic!!!


Disclaimer: Somalian sucker punch definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.