Sombrero Chokeout


when a man is f-cking a woman(wearing a sombrero) from behind. pulling back on the sombrero for leverage aswell as lighlty choking the b–tch into unconsciousness.
timmy- those tijuana ho’s are freaky.

jimmy- what happened?

timmy- i was boning this chica who was wearing one of those big floppy hats and she kept screaming, “ay papi, yo quiero un sombrero chokeout!!”

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