Somellian


pr-nounced smell-yen. a stankin -ss person whose origins trace back to the horn of africa. this person usually has a beautiful complexion, ginormous teeth, and fine hair. they typically smell like a blend of maple syrup, herbs and spices, and corn meal.
i don’t want to go to the club tonight, because ain’t nothing worse than a sweaty somellian.

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