Somerset County, NJ
somerset county, nj is the wealthiest county in the united states with an astronomical median household income only rivaled by neighboring hunterdon county. the kids are snotty because they are brought up wealthy. somerset county also boasts some of the best schools in the country including bridgewater-raritan high school, a state of the art campus whose academics were nationally recognized. brhs is a blue-ribbon national school of excellence. other high ranking schools include ridge high school and pingry prep. somerset county is the home for many famous ceos who live in the somerset hills. the county has some of the largest homes in the state, and some very exculsive towns including bridgewater (martinsville), bernards, far hills, bernardsville, warren, and basking ridge.
somerset county, nj is like the orange county of the east, except a lot wealthier.
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