Somerton, Philadelphia


a little pocket of habitually corroding sh-t that will soon be completley overtaken by the lazy -ss commy soviets. there used to be cool stores like toy trains and sports cards, but those d-mn hook nose russians destroyed that too. there was even hong kong super buffet, but now the russians forced their communism to equally represent all nations. now thats my friends is somerton. oh yeah, also st. christopher school and their brillo padded dictator force their tyranny and many atrocities upon the small innocent un-ssuming children, forcing them into a life of douchebaggery.
white american citizen: boy i sure like somerton, philadelphia.
filthy russian: i have come for to ruin somerton, philadelphia with my fur coats and fungus filled armpits.

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