SOMH


its an acronym for suck on my hose.
it has the same use as shut the f-ck up ( as the person can’t talk while sucking your hose ) or f-ck you, but the difference is that somh is more kind.
the inventor of this expression was me as i never saw someone sayin it and couldn’t find it in the good internet searchers. i based it when i saw a south park quotes, about how cartman got a lot of s-m-n, one guy just made him close his eyes and suck on a “hose”, and voi la, there is the s-m-n.
“haha ur a big noob with big b–bs! u hide in the wardrobe to watch ur sister dressing and play with your wee wee!”
“you just say a bunch of senseless sh-t, somh!”

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