somtsm
“sucking on my t-tties so milky”, as quoted in the song “i like to f-ck” by tila tequila.
this phrase is often subst-tuted for the more commonly used “smd” or “smc” but is more applicable to the female gender.
similar to somtlywmcm
guy: “go f-ck yourself”
girl: “somtsm”
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