Son of a Pornstar


1. male offspring of a legend

2. expression denoting angst, exasperation or vexation followed by a brief or otherwise lengthy explanation of the situation. used in place of the popular outcry “son of a b-tch” when something slightly more derogatory and insulting is needed.
1. jim: “hey man, what happened last night?”

eric: “i don’t know man. i found this group of swedish foreign exchange students. one thing lead to another i guess. anyways, i woke up with 10 beautiful, blonde chicks and that homeless guy who sits on 5th street… i was the only one who spoke english.”

jim: “you son of a p-rnstar! your mother would be proud.”

2. “son of a p-rnstar! this isn’t weed its oregano! you have got to be the most worthless person i know. did someone pee inside your mother before they came?”

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