Sonic fanboys


possibly the most pathetic fanboys. like the final fantasy fandom, sonic fandom is separated into two two halves: the genesis fans and the gamecube fans. former nintendo fanboys, the gamecube sonic fans draw pictures of green shadows and purple amys and concept fan characters thinking that they can use them to make an official game, anime, or comic about them without getting their -sses sued. they have never touched a genesis and were pulled into the franchise after playing sa1: battle. the other half is the whinier half filled with more furf-ggotry and nostalgia goggles. former sega fanboys and for the most part 2-d platforming fanboys, they play sonic genesis t-tles because the cl-ssics are teh best evar and treat gamecube sonic fans with mild disdain. they m-st-rb-t- to sally acorn and dream about the franchise being revived into what made it popular in the first place….even though it will never happen. both parties can be found on deviantart, having dreams about the characters existing and b-tching about the latest sonic game. they are a depressed and pitiful ground these fanboys.
me: sonic sucks.

sonic fanboys: wtf you stupid ashole sonic does not f-king suck as a character but yes as a franshise . i hope u get killed by chaos contorl!!!

me: you know, you’re really not changing my opinion on the subject.
a hardcore fanatic of sega’s sonic the hedgehog series, usually 12 year olds with add.
yo, that sonic fanboy’s going crazy on the forum. must’ve forgot his ritalin.

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