sonic hydrobating
when you use the sounds of other things in your bathroom (the bath filling up, the bath draining, a running blow dyer, the heaters, etc.) to cancel out of the sound of you masturbating in the bathtub. while done successfully 90% of the time, your parents, roomates, girlfriend, (etc.) may become suspicious of extra long baths.
dude 1: dude i just had a nice and long sonic hydrobating sesh
dude 2: really dude? what noise did you use
dude 1: i used a shower speaker and turned it up
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