Sookbook


to have a sook (to b-tch, complain, etc.), on facebook, by posting it as your status. most often done by fat emo girls, usually every half hour.
emo girl: wtf my life sux soooo bad gaiz ahh.
person: get off sookbook and tell someone who cares. and lose some weight.

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