soot hooker


truck sl-t with exquisite taste, f-cks everybody with a diesel pickup. usually found drunk as a skunk at the local mud b-g.
bailey’s dad told him to stay away from those no good soot hookers, but bailey drives a duramax because it’s country and his dad just doesn’t seem to understand.

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