Soot


to soot (v) is to s-xually “toot” into a s-xual partners r-ct-m in a musical way
mark likes to soot with helen during oral s-x
a p-n-s fart that obliverates a females insides.
anfernee sooted in shaniqua’s cornhole.
the remains of wood, coal, oil, or of any other flammable substance – after being burned.
made mostly of carbon, it is black in color, and very fine in texture.
“sweep the soot out of the fireplace, please.”
or
“that chimney-sweep better get all the soot off of him before he comes to the door!”
something hubert c-mberdale tastes like according to salad fingers.
bah, hubert c-mberdale! you taske like soot and poo.
a more polite expression for sh-t, often more widely used and in much more trivial situations.
oh soot, my book fell out in the floor.

the sooty quality of this guitar is making my ears bleed.
a referal to any j-penese turbo car, due to the sound of the air pressure getting released as the foot is taken of the accelerator at approximatly 2500rpm.
“i’m sick of this wagon, i want to get a soot.”
a lazy way of saying “shoot” in the same way that a person might say sit.
“aww, soot! that dolphin just ate the presidents horse!”

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