Sophisticated Douch


a person who burns you with their immense vocabulary of words. normally someone who wants to sound smart and make you feel incredibly confused and quite stupid but is really an idiot like you.
tom: “dude your such a d-ck”
john: “go suck on one you pompous freak of god’s nature.”
tom: “good one. now you sound like a d-ck and a sophisticated douche.”

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