Soppy Twat
latin: soppius tw-tius.
a male or female of the human species with a very special talent for over the top romantic gestures. scientists have offered up the theory that the soppy tw-t is a left over from the regency period, who became locked in a dusty closet over time (or possibly suffocating sh-t relationship) and has only managed to escape recently and so thus is attempting to make up for lost time by being romantic. means well but is only suited to being in relationships with other soppy tw-ts, possibly of the closeted soppy tw-t variety (latin: closeted soppius tw-tius.) thrives well in lovey dovey relationships. not well equipped to dealing with one night stands. have been known to migrate from lesser known areas such as ipswich, to more metropolitian areas such as ess-x to provide more romantic backdrop for shenanigans. has been known to reduce on lookers to physical vomiting on unveiling of most recent soppy tw-tted project, i.e life size shrine of girlfriend in bedroom, sprayed with girlfriends perfume for added realism.
must not be confused with an actual soppy tw-t, as in a vajayjay which has become wet through s-xual arousal, though should this event occur, it would be correct to refer to the person as a soppy tw-tted soppy tw-t.
soppy tw-t: i’ve had a sky writer write out your full name surrounded by love hearts in the sky.
girl: but it’s only been a month.
soppy tw-t: i know. i love you.
girl: i love you too.
famous soppy tw-t projects: the taj mahal.
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