Sorbs
a sorb is when you give someone a degree of s-ss so great that the only word you can give to desribe it is “sorbs”.
person 1: yo man can you make me a sandwhich?
person 2: go f-ck yourself
person 1: sorbs
short form for absorb, which is a magic property of items in the diablo ii universe
aka:
fire absorb
lightning absorb
cold absorb
magic absorb
dude he just sorbed ur aura
i can’t sorb poison
sorb is bm in duels you idiot
“cries” – like “sobs” but with an extra r
cashier: this credit card was declined
max: -sorbs-
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