sore winner


a sore winner is someone who wins and spends far too much time gloating over it, to the point that the rest of the people feel poorly about even partic-p-ting.
ali was a sore winner when he sang “we are the champions” after winning the ncaa bracket.
sore winners are anyone who brags far too much for their feeble accomplishments.
-erik and steve are playing ping pong-
(for the record erik beat steve at ping pong more than 50 times)

steve: “10-20 match point.” -servers-

-lands off the table-

erik: “ohhhhhhh! you were so wrong! you’ll never beat me, you said you would today!!! ohhh!!!! what now biyatch!?!? ohhhhh!!! volley for serve let’s play again.”

steve: “no dude! you beat me everytime and you are a sore winner.”
an individual that makes a gamble on contracting an std, and upon winning, walks away with a new sore somewhere on their body
after a 1 night stand with a girl i met at a bar i became a sore winner
a person, usually male, who boasts incessantly of a particular carnal conquest and a few days later develops syphillis.
bob wouldn’t stop bragging about his wild one-nighter until he became the sore winner, chancre sores and all.

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