when a sh-t is exceptionally wide and hard, and it results in excruciating pain and a tearing sensation of the b-tt hole. this is usually followed by a soreness of the b-tt hole and in extreme cases can prevent a person from sitting down.
my wife was complaining about how painful child birth was, well, she doesn’t know the least of it. her kid was 8 pounds, i’v dropped 10 or 12 pound soreblers in my day, and that is out my -ss. i couldn’t sit down for a week and she’s the one who is complaining.
- so stir that into your pudding…
means to ponder the thought, think about it, see what you think. emphasis on that. so stir that into your pudding… and see if you can come up with a good idea…
(noun) an aspiring artist of music. he speaks in a f.o.b. manner (filipino on bacation) on accident sometimes. he is too tall for his own good because he keeps injuring his most precious of limbs and cries about it all day long. sometimes. maybe. i dunno anymore.. jrow is an inspiring individual of multiple talents: […]
- jugi fruit
a man’s nut sack, b-lls, or t-st-cl-s. my jugi fruit is itchy.
huge spectacular b–bs that no man can resist staring at. that chick is jugtacular.
- juice jiggler
a condom filled with s-m-n. i left my juice jiggler under her bed.