Sorel
the fourth oldest town in canada, sorel is a small suburban town in quebec, an hour’s drive north east of montreal.
sorel was recently fused with its rival town, tracy.
sorel is a sh-tty town with over 95% of the population consisting of white francophone racists. rearrange the letters in sorel and you get the word loser.
(in french) “hey man, i saw a black guy today!” “wow! really? is it true what they say about their skin colour really being black?”
“i’m bored. let’s separate quebec from canada to spark years of controversy and hate from other canadians.”
by far the douchiest city in quebec, and is high in the running for the douchiest in canada. everyone is broke as sh-t yet they all own boats and suped-up cars. you won’t find a place in the world with more barbed-wired tatoos per-capita. sorel is also second only to new jersey for fake nail wearing broads with too much make-up.
me: i was in sorel the other day and i saw this douchebag in a wife beater trying to push his civic up a hill to the gas station.
friend: did you give him a hand?
me: eew, f-ck no.
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