soren
a danish male with a large p-n-s. often seen with his p-rnbuddy, chatting up webcam girls.
danielle, omg did you see sorem? he’s a real life tripod.
sören equals g-d. his phallus is like horse p-n-s combined with a whale d-ck. usain bolt is jealous of his gluteus maximus. he is a white ronnie coleman and a black arnold schwarzenegger. his biceps contains more m-ss than his brain. he ist the ultimate modern warfare 2 bash0r and ps3 f-ck0r. people eat his sperm for proteins and testosteron that he sells for 1000 euro per shot. people once saw him building a bridge with his p-n-s over a huge river to save a cat.
sören ? he is omnipotent
søren equals g-d. his phallus is like horse p-n-s combined with a whale d-ck. usain bolt is jealous of his gluteus maximus. he is a white ronnie coleman and a black arnold schwarzenegger. his biceps contains more m-ss than his brain. he is the ultimate modern warfare 2 bash0r and ps3 f-ck0r. people eat his sperm for proteins and testosteron that he sells for 1000 euro per shot. people once saw him building a bridge with his p-n-s over a huge river to save a cat.
søren ? he is omnipotent
an awesome guy who holds doors open for every person even if he doesn’t know them. loves the german language. treats all people with respect, especially women. you can never tell what they’re thinking but you always know that its good.
person:”soren!!!”
soren:”what??”
person:”what are you doing???”
soren:”you’ll find out soon enough”
soren is the most bubbly, amazing guy anyone can meet.
very sweet, thoughtful, and hilarious, his personality lights up a room and makes everyone happy.
surrounded by lots of friends, everyone wants to know him, and is lucky to know him.
very popular, attracts a lot of attention.
any girl is extremely lucky to date him.
has a strange obsession with nicolas cage pictures.
has an adorable laugh and smile.
margaret: soren has swag.
maya: i f-cking love that kid.
someone who is always nice and respectful to evereyone.
follows his dreams
like c++ most of the time
often wanting to hang out with his friends
sometines swares
usually like girls with brown hair
friend: soren that girl has brown hair and blue eyes
soren: she’s all mine
the name of the main barn owl of the book series guardians or ga’hoole.
fell out of a tree when he was a baby.
taken to h-ll
learned to fly and found friends
went on a journey to this tree
lived happily ever after fighting war with his brother
had s-x with his owl wife and had three kids
died.
person: “soren is such an amazing character!”
person #2: “i know right?”
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