clam bumping
the act of to women (lesbians or bi) having s-x by b-mping there v-g-n-‘s against eachother.
dude, i caught my ex and my mom clam b-mping last night
the illusory idea that h-m-s-xual women may have s-x by b-mping one female’s v-g-n-l l-b– against another female’s v-g-n-l l-b–. a slander. other forms: clam b-mper(s).
“those dikey chicks are off to go clam b-mping.”
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