Sorenson
a sorenson is someone who pushes carts at a convenient store.
the average sorenson takes their job way to seriously, and tells people they are in charge of security.
a sorenson will never remove his sungl-sses, indoors, nighttime etc. its all the same to him.
steve: hey man, check out that sorenson.
chuck: why is he wearing sungl-sses? the sun went down an hour ago… why is he wearing a black belt and kicking things?
steve: he pretends to know martial arts, leave the sorenson alone.
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