Sork


(n) a person who insinuates themselves into a conversation by making snide, caustic or asinine comments completely off the topic of said conversation in an attempt to bring the subject around to center on themselves.
she’s really being a sork today.

she is always a sork.

wow, what a sork!
2 more definitions
its/thats okay
mom: thanks for the cup of tea
son: sor-k
(v) to insert one’s genitals into a sharpener of pencils until full and total castration is in effect.
“i’ma sork your groin!”

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