sorority goggles
large framed sungl-sses commonly worn by sorority girls, celebrities like lindsay lohan, and gay men (note: not to be confused with aviators). often accompanied by ugg boots, miniskirt, two polo shirts (each with collar popped), and a complete lack of dignity. manufacturers include chanel, dolce & gabbana, and gucci.
frat boy: dude, look at that blonde chick over there. i wanna bang her.
non-frat guy: the one in the sorority goggles?
frat boy: yeah, dude, and the uggs. do you think she’ll be up for it?
non-frat guy: shouldn’t be too hard. she’s a tri delt.
frat boy: can i borrow a condom?
non-frat guy: sure thing. but before you introduce yourself, put your collar down. you look like an idiot.
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