Sorostitute Combover
a sorost-tute combover is when a girl takes a large portion of her bangs and sweeps them over to one side of her head to the point where it covers most of her forehead in an unnatural way. this can be found on most college campuses where there is greek life. a lot of girls do this to hide their large forehead.
ex 1) dave: “dude! i thought lauren was hot until i realized she had a sorost-tute combover.”
steve: “yeah man! it’s to cover up her forehead!”
ex 2) she could be hot except, she has a sorost-tute combover
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