sorrifully
a word used in place of “sorrowfully”, by uneducated products of our federal public school system. the term is used when the speaker is communicating with a person he/she believes to be of higher vocabulary ability and wishes to sound educated. also see “conversating” in place of conversing.
yes sir, i did my best but sorrifully i could not find the keys to your car.
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