Sorrytaking
the holiday native americans celebrate in place of thanksgiving to commemorate the raping of their women, and daughters, and the stealing of their homeland by the pilgrims. partic-p-nts dress up in authentic pilgrim outfits and try to cheat land and other items off each other throughout the day; the native american with the most land and items at the end of the day earns the t-tle of “white devil” and gets to make the first slice in the “suffering planet”: an earth shaped cake with bits of garbage sprinkled all over it. once the cake has been devoured, the family (or tribe) gathers around a roaring fire to melt giant blocks of ice to honor the white man’s greatest accomplishment: melting the ice-caps and destroying the planet.
native american employee: hao, great bossman. im going to need tomorrow off so i can celebrate sorrytaking with my family.
bossman: sure thing.
the holiday native americans celebrate in place of thanksgiving to commemorate the raping of their women, and daughters, and the stealing of their homeland by the pilgrims. partic-p-nts dress up in authentic pilgrim outfits and try to cheat land and other items off each other throughout the day; the native american with the most land and items at the end of the day earns the t-tle of “white devil” and gets to make the first slice in the “suffering planet”: an earth shaped cake with bits of garbage sprinkled all over it. once the cake has been devoured, the family (or tribe) gathers around a roaring fire to melt giant blocks of ice to honor the white man’s greatest accomplishment: melting the ice-caps and destroying the planet.
native american employee: hao, great bossman. im going to need tomorrow off so i can celebrate sorrytaking with my family.
bossman: sure thing.
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